Here are some likely Courses:
101. How to lie to the public and your fellow brothers & sisters and enjoy it.
202. How to be self-rightous and enjoy it.
303. How to get "high" off of the WT publications.
404. Twisting scriptures to suit the "changing light."
505. Advanced techniques to influence people to give up: free will, give up analytical thinking, education, family, friends, social normality, sovereignty and perceptions.
606. How to: suck-up and the basic Elder and Governing Body worship tips for the everyday JW.
707. How to fake: "true love", phoney smiles and gestures.
808. How to deny the facts and the truth.